I am not the only one whose eyes
are bugging out in outrage over the possibility
of Michael Bloomberg buying his way into the
Democratic presidential nomination. He's
got a sweet set of TV commercials, the finest
productions that money can buy. But, don't
be fooled by the propaganda program.
There's a lot more damning dirt than critics are
screaming about. Let me count the ways to
First of all, does American
really need another rich white guy bullshitting
his way into the presidency? Seriously?
Secondly, he's not a Democrat, well he was, then
he was a Republican, then an independent or
something, and now a Democrat again. Come
on! Do you really think you can trust
someone who says "trust me!"? Wake up,
Everyone is screaming bloody
hell about his 'Stop and Frisk' program as mayor
which victimized millions of Black and Hispanic
citizens of New York City for over a decade.
Well, he inherited that racist policy from none
other than the most beloved nut case former
mayor who has recently been running around like
a wrecking ball in Ukraine representing Herr
president and appearing on television talk shows
blabbing contradictions to political sanity.
Yes, it was HIS racist policy that Bloomberg so
lovingly embraced. And now, of course,
Mike is suddenly presenting himself as the
champion of Black America. Even Putin's
propagandists haven't had the nerve to come up
with bullshit like that. He has so many
billions of dollars that he needs no
contributions, he is financing his entire
campaign out of the loose change in his own
wallet. There is something really fowl
about that, to me.
So who have we got running for
President? We have a stark raving one
issue, one heart attack, aging Communist
pretending to be a socialist who wants
complacent Americans to vote for a revolution
and pie in the sky; winning primaries with our
without Russian propaganda. His
enthusiastic fanatic voters are the ones who
voted for the Republican currently contaminating
the White House in the last election rather than
voting for Hilary. Lovely stupid people.
Sanders is no less a potential dictator than the
current president is. During the South
Carolina debate he said something or other that
made members of the elite audience in the
theatre boo him. That shut him up for a
moment; his eyes widened in outrage; and looking
right at the audience he said, "OH REALLY! OH
REALLY!" in an ominous tone of voice as if to
say, "How DARE you!" and "Who let
those people in here!?" Very frightening; for
a brief moment you could see the Stalin he
really intends to be!
Next we have the current would-be dictator destroying our nation who, if
reelected, will declare himself president for
life; if you think that's crazy talk, you are
not paying attention.
And next we have Mike Bloomberg
who actually did manage to refuse to leave by
running for a third election in violation of two
term limits by getting the Speaker of the City
Council to overrule the term limits law, for
him, herself, and the rest of the conveniently
cooperative council -all of whom got four more
years of hundred thousand dollar+ paychecks.
Yes indeed, when it comes to raw money,
everyone's a crook.
Then we have various far left
and middle moderate women who believe its time
to elect America's first female president.
YES, that was true four years ago before the
Socialist old man fucked up the whole election.
And its still true. But we have something slightly more
important to do: getting rid of the lunatic
dictator befouling our democracy.
Next, there are a couple of
other rich guys, one of whom promises to give
every American a thousand dollars, what a
fucking idiot. Then there are a few former
state governors whose names no one can remember,
nice guys but interchangeably faceless.
And, of course, there's Joe
Biden biding his time to finally become
president; stepping on his own tongue every time
he opens his mouth. The man can't start
one sentence without twice changing course and
interrupting himself mid sentence. "The
answer to your question is...Look here's the
deal...I'm the one who..." And yet, it all
makes sense! I'd rather have to hear him
be honest for four years than listen to that
toilet mouthed liar in the White House now.
And then there is Pete Buttigieg,
as highly educated, erudite, and possessing of
integrity as impeccable as that of President
Barack Obama, a combat veteran, who happens to
be gay. Yes, he's my man to become the
next President, Vice President, or Secretary of
News Flash: On May 2nd
Pete Buttigieg dropped out of the race for
President. First, Gay Military Signal now
endorses Joe Biden.1 Second,
this brings a tear to my eyes, as much as I wept
for joy when Barack Obama was elected President.
I had hoped and imagined that now, with Pete
Butigieig, Gay Americans could also dream the
dream of being equal, of being 'goodenough,' of
being whatever they wanted to be if like Obama
and Buttigeig they studied hard and did not let
anyone tell them "you can't do that because of
what you are." Someday. And someday
it may still be Pete Buttigieg that makes that
In the last election for
president, we had a number of 'reasonable
Republicans' talking politely, calmly, and
moderately about leading the nation down the
middle of the road, more or less. AND one
loudmouth bigot banging the lectern with his shoe,
shouting direct quotations translated from
Hitler's speeches scapgoating minorities a
la carte and categorically; thrilling the
deplorable unwashed masses with the ignorant
hatred they didn't know they had and filling
them with dreams of revenge against those they
never heard of. And with the help of
Comrades Putin and Sanders, this KGB Colonel
became the horrible president. So, we have
a far right old racist Nazi lunatic quoting
Hitler as president; and we have a far left old
Communist quoting Lenin, Marx and Engels running
for president. Each of them is a dangerous
nut case old enough
to drop dead at any moment, leaving some
selected-for-invisibility VP to suddenly lead
the world's primary democracy. Remember Dan
So, at the end of February our
stupid-TV-show-host president presented his
heroic cure for the Corona virus. In
short: "Don't worry about it, everything's under
control." Sure, he fired every government
scientist who disloyally didn't agree with him
that science is irrelevant. And he grandly
appointed VP Pence as Corona Virus Tzar.
HOLY SHIT! That is like appointing Mike
Pence as AIDS Tzar, his solution: Prayer and
perhaps genocide. Despotic dictators around the
world, including here, are dealing with the
virus with religious mumbo jumbo, sacrificing
entire cities by blockading them, or doing
nothing because they have nothing to do.
OUR genius old leader stood on national
television and advised the American people to
"wash your hands." Right, a deadly plague
is going to kill billions of people around the
world and this imbecile says, "wash your hands"
like some silly old grandmother. Bloody
Hell! Abandon all hope. Bend over
and kiss your ass goodbye.
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