So, amidst the pack of fools
stridently screeching socialist
sentiments, noses high in the air, with half
assed self righteous sonorous intonations of
worldly wisdom, one candidate stands aloft.
No, not Comrade Bernie, the Republican's
greatest asset, proudly waiving the obsolete Red
flag as if it were still 1930. In the last
election, thirteen percent of staunch Sanders supporters
angrily voted for the current cockroach befouling the
White House; putting him over the top even
without right wing suckers falling for Russian
propaganda, even without racist Republican voter
suppression, and all the other dirty tricks.
Spassiba Tsovarich Bernie.
And no, I'm not talking about any one of
a number of women, deeming it time for a woman
to lead America. Its a bit late for that
considering that we are one of the last nations
to not have been led by a woman (notwithstanding
Nancy Reagan). Not just a few, we were
beat by Siri Lanka, India, Israel, Argentina,
The Central African Republic, Portugal, The
United Kingdom, Dominica, Iceland, Norway,
Malta, the Philippines, Pakistan, Ireland,
Lithuania, Nicaragua, Bangladesh, France,
Poland, Burundi, Canada, Rwanda, Turkey, Haiti,
Guyana, New Zealand, Latvia, Panama,
Switzerland, Finland, Indonesia, Senegal, São
Tomé and Príncipe, Peru, Macedonia, Mozambique,
Germany, Ukraine, Chili, Jamaica, Liberia, South
Korea, Moldova, Croatia, Australia, Costa Rica,
Kyrgyzstan, Slovakia, Trinidad and Tobago,
Denmark, Kosovo, Mali, Thailand, Malawi,
Slovenia, Brazil, Mauritius, and Namibia
(according to CNN).
Whew. But only three
countries have elected openly Lesbian or Gay leaders
(Ireland, Iceland and Belgium). Well, there was
also King Ludwig, but he wasn't elected.
So, it may be time for America to be led by its
second minority man because he's even more
educated and smarter than that our smartest
The guy I'm talking about has a funny name. It used to be
that someone with a weird name could never get elected. But, after a
brilliant man with the middle name 'Hussein' got elected twice, anything goes, I
think. Right. So, what's wrong with a genius named Buttigieg? No one knows how to say it right, so he goes by "Mayor Pete" and
he's the mayor of a mid western town. He's also an Afghan war veteran and
an active reservist. Oh yeah, and he's gay and married to his boyfriend.
"OH Come ON!," some would say, "how could you ever imagine a gay man getting
elected?" Sure, in 2004 when Barak Hussein Obama gave the Keynote speech
at the DNC convention, I said, "That man is going to be President!" My
friends said, "OH Come ON! First of all he's Black, and secondly, no one
ever heard of him!" And, after he served for eight brilliant years, they elected a flaming stark raving
asshole. Like I said, anything goes now.
Pete Buttigieg speaks seven languages! He's a Rhodes
Or, perhaps its time for a plain vanilla old white male who
happens to be our best hope for stability, calm leadership, sensible wisdom,
vital sanity, and selfless service. Papa Joe Biden. Oh yes, the
circular firing squad has already formed, egged on the our vicious partisan
president. Women are demanding his execution before dawn for ancient
paternal clean sins. Minorities of every ilk are shrieking in righteous
outrage, "WHAT? Not another white male! Off with his head!"
crazed socialists are bugging out their eyes in apoplectic indignation; they
would rather see the current monster get reelected than allow a white male
capitalist Democrat to win.
With all that chaos, I think there's
not much hope, we're screwed.
What does the rest of the world
think of us? The careful crafty educated squeaky clean Chinese leaders looking at our
leader think: "WHAT THE F...!" They don't know what to do with our nutcase
national captain. The leader of North Korea is spooked thinking, "Holy
Shit! He's crazier than I am!" The Europeans have diarrheatic
stomach gas realizing that their savior protector nation has fallen off he edge
of the Earth. The British are like, "Go away! We're busy destroying our
economy!" And the Russians? -The Russians are laughing so hard at what
they did that they're pissing in their pants.
What do WE think of
ourselves? The more racist, incoherent, destructive, senile, and
blundering our president is, the more the deplorable loyalist middle aged
Republican schlubbs of America love him. Its like somewhere in the last 50
years they stopped teaching civics; they have no sense of right and wrong; they
have become Nazis just as previously normal Germans did in the 1930s.
Sixty years ago in my all white northern suburban 'paradise' we had a junior high
school social studies teacher who was a racist, he taught racism! WE
students got him fired! We were disgusted with him. To be fair, he
was also an asshole who slammed books on his desk to frighten us and shouted at
us. Still, today the nation is full of people like him, it seems. I
would love to see Buttigeig be the nominee for President just to see the
Republican majority of Indiana go nuts wanting to vote for a native son, while
gagging over his being gay and a Democrat. Ha!
So, who to
vote for? If there is any hope at all of getting rid of the cockroach in
the White House, even Richard Nixon's ghost would do; or Millard Fillmore's.
Considering his refusal to legislate, combined with his preferred dictatorial
modus operandi, I have a bad feeling that he will refuse to give up power, using
his control of the Supreme Court, Justice Department, and Senate
pusillanime. So, it must be a decisive victory and I'd vote for Donald
Duck if I thought he could win. Maybe if we give the vote to 5 year olds?
So, seriously, I'd love to have someone just like me. A gay veteran
patriot. That would be Pete Buttigeig. On the other hand, there is
the most stable, sane, person that most people trust who is impervious to the
cockroach's insults. That would be Joe Biden. That is where I am
right now between the two of them. All the rest of the barrel of monkeys
are just jumping up and down babbling and hooting for attention.