An Honest Man
So, The president has been
officially deemed 'innocent' by the Attorney
General that he appointed to deem him innocent.
Right. When was the last time someone
served you a hot steaming plate of dogshit?
Every year around election time I try to talk
friends into voting for someone I'm supporting.
They always say, "But, this guy's a crook!"
To which I respond, "Yes, but he's OUR crook!"
It should be obvious at this
late date, that there are no honest decent self
respecting politicians. There is something
in the DNA of people disposed to run for public
office, a crooked gene perhaps. All of
that pales in the face of the vulgar current
occupant who wakes up every morning in his
stinky pajamas and wacks out few hundred lies
before dawn, assaulting the living and the dead
with fowl insults. And now the sleazy
dictator of what once was America has proclaimed
that he is going to investigate and arrest his
"treasonous" opponents who had been
investigating him. Wait, what country is
this? Turkey, Russia, or Amerika?
As of this writing in late
March, they are keeping the actual investigative
report secret. As if everyone hasn't seen
his public declarations of collusion (national
TV speech asking Russia to hack Hilary's
emails), obstruction (firing Comey, "because of
the Russia investigation"), and treason (kissing
Putin's and Kim's, and Saudi's asses), and daily
tweets of incompetent treason, and stealing and
caging little children. Not to mention the
incoherent sound of senility every time he opens
his mouth. On April 2nd, he was shown on
the evening news on TV saying, over and over,
that he wants to investigate the "orange" of the
Muller investigation. He was unable to say
'origin' as if there was some serious mental
defect or senility induced speech impediment.
This is the would be dictator of America, with
his finger on the WWIII button!
And like a crazed dog chasing
its tail with its teeth bared ready to viciously
bite the moment he catches it, the Democratic
party is stabbing itself in its own heart with
stridently shrieking loud mouthed prominent
young hatemonger, socialist, ever so clever,
smugly self righteous lunatics. Fucken'
Bloody Hell! The far right wing
Republicans could not hope for a better gift; as
they try to get rich while remaking this
nation as a monochromatic monarchy led by the
stinking cockroach currently
befouling the White House. We're screwed!
Meanwhile: we have high-nosed,
half-assed, puff-chested cartoon candidates
strutting around, each trying to sound more
socialist than the other. I briefly got
enthused by an openly gay mayor of a small
midwestern town who is also veteran. What could be finer! But
his seemingly snotty campaign staff couldn't
be bothered dealing with Gay Military Signal's
request to interview him. Maybe they think
this old gay sergeant is too foul mouthed?
So, who should we pick to run against the
cockroach? It should be someone who isn't
full of themselves for starters. Which one
of them hasn't yet been pre-painted tainted by
the president's prejudiced misogynistic, racist,
blabbering bullshit? Who should we vote
for? You tell me.
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